I just read a great post about assholes and their religion pushing, baby waking ways. You can find it here –
http://thediaryofareluctantmother.com/2012/04/04/when-religion-comes-calling/#comment-254
I shared this story with the awesome blogger, and thought I would share it with you. It is merely one of the many instances that make up the story of my life, and most likely contribute to my fairly piss poor attitude toward stupid people.
This a true story, I swear to God you can’t make this shit up.
I was once awakened in the wee hours of the morning by a woman who pulled into my driveway, and beat on my door, assuming the dogs running around in the road in front of my house were my dogs. I went to the door and politely let her know they were not my dogs. Then she decided she knew whose dogs they were and demanded that I put them in my car and take them to their owners. Still in my pajamas because the silly bitch just woke me up, I told her to put them in her own car and deliver them if she was so worried about it. She jumped up and down (I’m not joking) stomped her feet and screamed ‘Come ON!!! Be A CHRISTIAN!!!!!” And I replied, “YOU be a fking Christian” and I slammed the door in her face. If that’s how Christians act, I’ll continue on with my lapsed Catholic ways, and stay home from church, thanks. (and to be fair, Mr. Jackass let his dogs out all the time without watching them, they never got ran over, ran the neighborhood as they pleased, taking a crap wherever it suited them and trash can diving with reckless abandon, so there’s another asshole involved in this story. 4 more if you count the dogs too, but I’m pretty sure you have to train a dog to be an asshole.)